Famously, the tulip speculation that happened in the late 1600s brought down the Dutch economy. But did you know that it wasn't botany that brought down Holland, it was virology? The thing that sent speculators into despair wasn't a flower, but a virus.
You big tough IT guy you. Just because you can rip the still-beating RAM from a PC doesn't mean that you can't enjoy the simple beauties of life, like USB ports shaped like tulips.