When you go to bed tonight, will they go to town on you? Yes, probably, if you have a bedbug infestation. But how will you ever know, other than by seeing the bites and welts all over your body? You could buy an expensive store-bought trap, or you could make one out of common baking ingredients.

Okay, let me just get this out of the way. AHHHHH HOLY CRAP THIS RAT WEIGHS NINE POUNDS! There, I feel better, but residents of the Florida Keys don't. Why? Because these 9-pound Gambian giant pouch rats are on the loose.

Herds of cats roam the post-apocalyptic future in the short Vermin. And nothing says "Goodbye weekend!" like two grown men pretending to be cat people. Well done. In other news, Miley Cyrus readies to haunt your dreams.