Inbox Zero

Inbox Zero | ˈinˌbäks ˈzi(ə)rō |
1. state of having zero email messages in one's inbox | I am at inbox zero!
2. a term used chiefly to imply that the speaker receives a large amount of email—a traditional indicator of status | The only people who reach inbox zero are those who do not have any responsibilities or


Porn Browser

Porn Browser | pôrn ˈbrouzər |
1. browser mode ostensibly to make viewing secure information more safe, but only ever actually enabled to cover up embarrassing pornography | Oh no, I forgot to pop open a porn browser before engaging in self-love.
2. a setting used even by those individuals who are open about…