Where the F-Word Comes From
In its various incarnations, the F-word can be a noun, verb, adjective, and even an infix. The Crescent wrench of the…
Burned Teen Grows New Face Parts on Her Chest (Warning: Graphic)
Holy crap. A 17-year-old girl in China's Fujian Province has just received a new face from skin that was grown on her…
Norway Is Overrun With Plastic-Covered Corpses That Refuse to Rot
Norway's got a major corpse problem that isn't going away anytime soon. Literally—they won't rot. What's the culprit…
Best 404 Error Ever Makes Man Temporary Trillionaire
For a few brief, shining hours, one fated East Texas man become the world's very first trillionaire. And he owes it…
This Guy Tried to Float Across the Border On 50 Pounds of Marijuana
The United States Border Patrol busted a would-be Mexican smuggler attempting to float across the border on a 50-pound…
An Armed Siege in the UK Was Caused by a Video Game Light Gun
The next time you’re waving your light gun out the window in celebration of another 1,000 zombie headshots in House of…
Unluckiest Trip Ever: Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
Think you've been on some bad flights? At least they weren't Flight 666 to HEL, departing Friday the 13th. It's a very…
Northrop Grumman: Flight of the Triton
Wow. Just wow. You can almost hear the corporate execs at the screening of this, Northrop Grumman's official music…
The Secret to Weight Loss Might Be Poop Transplants From Skinny People
As unlikely as it might seem, fecal transplants are actually turning out to be the stuff dreams are made of. And…
These Disgusting Red Worms Have Been Found in Tap Water
Never drink water again. Or never drink water for as long as humanly possible. Or fine, drink water but make sure you…
Hospital Fined for Putting Poop Germs in Patients' Brains on Purpose
There's a reason surgeons wear masks and gloves. The last thing you want is to get crap in someone's body. That is,…
Forbes Uses Furry Convention Logo in Obamacare Article For Some Reason
Forbes had a fun little piece the other day in which they answered a few common questions people had been asking about…
If You Use a Drone to Film Your Wedding This Is What You Deserve
Honey, let's not waste money on a human photographer. I know this guy with a quadcopter and a GoPro. Baby, it'll be…
This Poor Guy Was Tasered More Than 20 Times By His Coworkers
Bradley Jones is suing his former employers because he was repeatedly tasered on the job, leaving him a broken…
Resourceful Slacker Jams an Entire Airport Network to Get Off Work
As is becoming increasingly common, employers often use GPS devices on company cars to track their whereabouts during…
A Woman Who Bought Two iPhones Was Scammed with Two Apples Instead
When you're looking to buy an Apple iPhone off a classifieds ad, you expect certain things. Like it having a working…
People Are Literally Getting Palm Line Surgery for Better Fortunes
There's fate, and then there's science. But sometimes—just sometimes—the two will join in an unholy union, spawning a…
Idiot Tries to Wear Handgun-Shaped Heels Through Airport Security
Considering we live in an era where the possession of too much hand sanitizer is enough to strike fear in the heart of…
Sorry, the World's First Kosher Lube Is Gone as Fast as It Came
Did you need some kosher lube? Too bad, you just missed the once-in-a-lifetime window. Last week, Trigg Laboratories'…
Some Guy Is Suing Apple Because He Wants Apple to Protect Him from Porn
In this most ridiculous lawsuit that should expose the idiocy of mankind and/or lawsuits in general, a lawyer is suing…