Sure, the highly anticipated Apple Watch may come packing lots of "features" and "practical functions." But let's focus on what really matters—the tiny, colored icons that say all the things we cannot. And apparently, in Apple Watch land, all those things are going to be impossibly creepy.
Emoji already have a tendency towards unsettling in their own right—and that's when they're not twerking on your wrist. But now, you get all the inherent weirdness of disembodied human-esque faces with a whole lot more tongue wagging. The future has finally arrived.