The environmentally minded update was apparently too much for Senator Ted Cruz to handle. “First gas stoves, then your coffee, now they’re gunning for your Xbox,” he tweeted earlier this week.

The faux outrage comes on the heels of a frenzy over a possible gas stove ban (one that’s not happening, despite the real health risks posed by the appliances). In the not so distant past, right-leaning politicians were also worried that President Joe Biden’s climate plans would get rid of burgers by promoting lower red meat consumption. “Joe Biden’s climate plan includes cutting 90% of red meat from our diets by 2030. They want to limit us to about four pounds a year. Why doesn’t Joe stay out of my kitchen?” Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert tweeted in 2021.