Out of all of the weird combos of the day this has to be my favorite. You can get a free retractable USB mouse with the purchase of good 'ole Johnnie Walker Black Label (it is Scotch whiskey for those unaware).
I'll be the first to admit that I have gotten plastered and proceeded to get online and harass individuals via IM (ask Brian or Jason), and this combination will make the harassment that much easier. By the way, using a touchpad while drunk is damn near impossible. Thanks, Christopher!