Cellphones: Hummer HT2 Phone Is Smaller, Brighter, Even More Pointless than the Original

Hummer HT2 Phone Is Smaller, Brighter, Even More Pointless than the Original

Fifty-thousand people compensating for something bought the Hummer HT1 phone. The new HT2 pulls the same trick as the H2 truck—it shrinks the original and adds a brighter coat of paint, with a fresh splash of asinine. In this case, even more so, because it seems to pack the same ho-hum specs as the HT1. At least the camo paint let you pretend it was invisible—now the sunny brick will make sure everyone knows you're a jackass. [Idnes via Slashphone]

12:45 PM on Mon Apr 7 2008
By matt buchanan
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Kaiser-Machead at 12:59 PM on 04/07/08
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Can't be any worse than Hummer cologne. Why the hell would I want to smell like a pointless resource chugging behemoth?
Darrone at 01:01 PM on 04/07/08
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Really, you've already got a car that screams "tool", do you really need your phone to remove remaining doubts? I think not.

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Bash_ at 01:11 PM on 04/07/08
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I kinda lold @ the older one... the camo shiz is way wrong, imo... If you're in a friggin' jungle, you happen to slip it out of your pocket and there is NO chance that you'll ever get it back (unless someone calls it)...
jdame at 01:14 PM on 04/07/08
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I think that they had the opportunity to take this and compete with the gz'one and totally blew it.
thechansen at 01:21 PM on 04/07/08
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Alright, who's the asshole who would spend $35000+ on a hummer over.... any semi-luxury car currently on the market. I'll take a G35x over a hummer anyday. Unless I could take the Hummer, sell it, buy a fucking Yaris or Fit, and blow the rest on vacations and photo gear. How much is this Hummer phone btw? I would much rather an iPhone for the tech or that badass casio for beating to all hell. Christ anything hummer branded and not blowjob related pisses me right off.
Moordryd at 03:04 PM on 04/07/08
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Yey: matching douch-bag accessories.
SkyLab at 03:24 PM on 04/07/08
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I don't know about you freaks, but I like hummers. *snicker snicker*
bugstomper2 at 07:47 PM on 04/07/08
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It could at least have been water resistant!
SuppleMonkey at 10:50 PM on 04/07/08
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@SkyLab: Sounds more like you like candy bars.
The illest wind at 01:21 AM on 04/08/08
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@SkyLab: FLAME!!!
Slab at 07:53 AM on 04/08/08
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Shouldn't the HT2 be less rugged and more shiny while the HT3 be the smaller one?
stryder100 at 08:56 AM on 04/08/08
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I'm gonna wait 'til they come out with a hybrid hummer.