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The Galactic Empire Has Taken Over Wall Street

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It seems that Wall Street is finally an official part of a dark empire. Or at least that’s the impression I’m getting from seeing Darth Vader himself ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange earlier.

Wonder if that long awkward silence is because everyone’s trying to think of a non-obvious joke about this whole thing. [Thanks, OMG! Ponies!]

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