The Galactic Empire Has Taken Over Wall Street

It seems that Wall Street is finally an official part of a dark empire. Or at least that's the impression I'm getting from seeing Darth Vader himself ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange earlier.

Wonder if that long awkward silence is because everyone's trying to think of a non-obvious joke about this whole thing. [Thanks, OMG! Ponies!]

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Help me Ken Lewis, you're my only hope.

(for those unaware, Ken Lewis is the president of Bank of America)