HealthApparently, the Coronavirus Is Coming for Our Pizza Toppings“I’ll just hunker down and ride this out,” you said. “I’ll just call the pizza guy and get my vital nourishment delivered,” you said. But the coronavirus comes for everything that’s good.Rhett Jones
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The InventoryFriday's Best Deals: The Walking Dead Collection, Fashion Face Masks, Midea Dehumidifier, Converse Last Chance Sale, Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibrator, and MoreAndrew Hayward and The Inventory Staff
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BattlemodoThis Is the Best Budget CPUThere was a time when compromising on hardware for your DIY PC build meant seriously compromising on performance. But that's not the case in 2020. Joanna Nelius
First LookIf You Can Turn a Screw, You Can Install These Networked Motion-Sensing NightlightsAndrew Liszewski
Television6 Delightfully Absurd TV Shows to Help You Ignore RealityAbsurdism, as a philosophy and artistic movement, is about humanity’s inability to find meaning in our strange, chaotic universe. Instead, we seek to embrace the bizarre, finding comfort in the things that exist outside of our reality. Given the…Beth Elderkin
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Morning SpoilersThe Batman Wants to Explore Bruce Wayne's Tragic SoulJames Whitbrook and Gordon Jackson
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SpaceExploding Black Dwarfs Could Be the 'Last Interesting Thing to Happen in the Universe'“This is the way the world ends,” said T. S. Elliot in his famous poem, “Not with a bang but a whimper.” These days, scientists consider the heat-death of the universe to be the whimper, but a new theoretical analysis predicts that the cosmos will…George Dvorsky
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Giz AsksWhy Are There Roaches Inside My Computer?There are some things that belong in a computer. Wires, chips, whirring mechanical doodads—what most of us would think of, sensibly, as “hard drive stuff.” Absent from this list—absent from most lists, except those dealing with repugnant, six-legged…Daniel Kolitz
Giz AsksHow Do I Stop Tapping My Foot, Biting My Nails, or Twirling My Hair?Remember offices? Assuming that you do, and that you at some point worked in one, you’ve likely spent at least some time itemizing your colleagues’ annoying/conspicuous habits, or having your annoying/conspicuous habits itemized. Every ostensible…Daniel Kolitz
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