Just when we thought the comedic potential of Siri had been thoroughly exhausted, they went and introduced the two things that guaranteed make anything funnier: a collapsing marriage and abundant cursing.

The full video, which should be listened to with headphones if you're in the office and with Kleenex if your relationship has devolved into a cold, cruel sham, below:

Looking forward to the sequel, wherein mommy and daddy tell Siri that it's not her fault and they both love her very much. [College Humor]