Behind the scenes pictures of a NSFW Playboy photoshoot are so awkward

NSFW. This is NSFW guys. If you don't want to see body parts typical of a Playboy photo shoot, do not click. Anyway. NSFW. Here's a collection of images from photographer Patrick Van Dam's book Playboy Behind The Scenes. It shows how those iconic centerfold sausages are made and how hilariously awkward and unsexy it… » 2/22/14 12:09am 2/22/14 12:09am

Animated classical paintings make me want to escape into other worlds

I really love these 2.5D animations of classical paintings by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro. He says that they are "a tribute to the art and her disarming beauty." Some are more inviting and evocative than the actual painting. I want to keep getting into the scene. And a few are quite disturbing. » 1/17/14 12:56am 1/17/14 12:56am

Some Guy Got a Random Guy's Facebook Profile Pic Tattooed to His Butt

When we said that Selfless Portraits, an awesome website where strangers drew pictures of other stranger's Facebook profiles, is something we should all totally get behind, we definitely didn't mean this: Joey Jordan took one of those random Facebook profile pictures and got it tattooed on his butt cheek. Now some… » 9/06/13 1:00am 9/06/13 1:00am

Special liquid underwear helps pervs to have orgasms in strip clubs

Today's lonely man who hangs around strip clubs wants a lot more than to see some skin and have a drink or three. He wants to have an orgasm from a stripper rubbing herself on his crotch. But this is apparently painful and unsightly, not to mention gross and pathetic, so please welcome the new "Liquid Lapdance"… » 8/14/13 7:25pm 8/14/13 7:25pm

How to Take Flawless Phone Pics of Your Naked Body

After a spate of recently-hacked phone nudes, it's clear our advice to never shoot pictures of your own junk isn't going to catch on. So if you're going to do it, at least do it well. Here's how to make your naked shots shine. » 7/25/13 7:01pm 7/25/13 7:01pm

Justin Timberlake: Tunnel Vision (NSFW NSFW NSFW)

Not to be outdone by his less famous mirror image Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake has released a new music video, 'Tunnel Vision', that skirts the NSFW YouTube line with boobies just like Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines video. Which is to say: THIS VIDEO IS SO NSFW PEOPLE. It's nearly as NSFW as Blurred Lines which wasn't … » 7/03/13 8:00pm 7/03/13 8:00pm

Yes, Of Course There Is Kinect Porn [NSFW]

With the announcement that the Xbox One requires Kinect, there's been plenty of outcry that its ever-present robot eyes are creepy. Especially if you want your Xbox in the bedroom. Artist Alejandro Gomez-Arias probably wouldn't mind, though. Hell, he'd probably be into it; he's already starred in his own Kinect porn. » 6/14/13 11:23am 6/14/13 11:23am

Haha, This Video Gives a Big Hilarious FU to Science (NSFW)

Science is awesome because it can prove things like how red meat makes people happy. And cure diseases. And discover new ways to look at life. And solve problems. We need science. But science sucks when they destroy your childhood and say things like Pluto's not a planet and that dinosaurs had freaking feathers. For… » 6/03/13 9:45pm 6/03/13 9:45pm

Not Safe For YouTube: How Google Draws the Line Between Porn and Art…

Last weekend, YouTube yanked a popular music video from Robin Thicke, which featured a number of topless models prancing to the rather upbeat track. The video for "Blurred Lines" had garnered more than one million views before it was found to be in violation of the video sharing service's community guidelines… » 4/08/13 2:19pm 4/08/13 2:19pm

Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines (NSFW NSFW NSFW) (Updated)

If you didn't see the headline or tag yet, please allow me to warn you that this soundtrack is incredibly NSFW. OMG SO NSFW. Hell, I'm not even sure if it's safe for YouTube. It's the music video for a catchy new Robin Thicke song with Pharrell and T.I. and it's literally littered with boobs. Very nice boobs, for what … » 3/27/13 10:30pm 3/27/13 10:30pm