If this works, this could be the coolest thing I have ever seen. And for everybody who asks "What happens if kids run across the street?" and "What happens when he hits a pothole at 80 mph?" Shut up. This thing ain't never going to be street legal, and won't go higher than 20 mph. This guy will get high with his buddies, and try to drive this thing down the hallway in the dorms, and hit a wall, and that will be the end of it. If it does work, however, then in 10 years we'll all be working for this guy, or we'll all be dead by his hand. #outrun
Having a bumper car ring filled with vehicles like this (with proper safety harnesses, bumpers, and so forth) might actually be a lot of fun. Bonus points if the other bumper cars would show up "virtually" in the Out Run videogame.
As for use on public roads, I suspect the Department of Licensing might take issue with the CRT air bag. Just a guess. #outrun
@OCEntertainment: It's the corollary, Occam's Raiser: The complexity of the idea, design, or apparatus shall be needlessly multiplied in order to merge as many ridiculous and/or unnecessary steps as possible to achieve somehting which is impractical, yet inherently and unfathomably desirable. Correspondingly, the safety and practicality of the whole shall diminish exponentially with the addition of each needlessly wasteful component.
QED #outrun
@OCEntertainment: Quite similar to the Rube Goldberg principle. I would say the only difference is that the Rube Goldberg principle almost explicitly implies the chain reaction of multiple events intended to perform one simple task, often in a deliberately humorous way. Occam's Raiser implies an unintended escalation of complexity through the merging of two (or more) devices to create a new device that is more dangerous (and less useful) than the sum of its parts.
Perhaps another appropriate term I could coin would be "disconvergence" where two ostensibly useful devices are rendered less than ideally operable (or unsafe) by virtue of being unified into an unstable and incoherent whole. #outrun
seriously? a 5 liter engine? i can think of a lot more fun to have with 5L of displacement..... wow.. give me four wheels and five speeds please. #hovercrafts
Doesn't a Segway do pretty much everything this thing does but better, and cooler and with a much smaller footprint, and at half the price, not to mention it being more practical.
Inventors of this thing, you probably should have called Dean Kamen to see if he thought this sort of thing would turn out as useless as it looks like it has. Good effort, but back to the ol' drawing boards you brainiacs! #hovercrafts
@doktavian: As much as I love Segways, they don't go on water! Ha!
Oh wait, it can't go on water? Why in the world would they make a hovercraft that can't go on water? That's at least half the point of a hovercraft! Come on! #hovercrafts
That is one badass MF'er... especially with two Darleks mounted on the foredeck, hopefully it has the 10k watt stereo unit upgrade with the "EXTERMINATE" sound byte preloaded. #excelsiorhovercraft
People, do NOT buy this vehicle. I bought one last month and it was a complete LEMON. One of the fans only worked when it wanted to, and when it did, the skirt flew off, requiring me to fly in the complete 14000 man skirt repair crew to jack it up and sew it back on. And don't even get me started on the 'wood' trim accents and 'leather' interior. Complete fakes. I had to resort to driving it up and down in front of the shipyard with a big cutout carboard lemon attached to the bow, flying a flag that said 'Eastern European shipyard sold me a lemon and won't take it back.' Well, finally they did. Luckily, otherwise I'd have had to resort to aiming and attempting to hose them with the malfunctioning vulcan cannon. #excelsiorhovercraft
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As for use on public roads, I suspect the Department of Licensing might take issue with the CRT air bag. Just a guess. #outrun
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Example: adding a camera to display video of images that could be directly visible through a window. The complexity is less efficient than the simple.
Little known fact: Occam's Razor does not apply to stupid YouTube-esque stunts. Multiply away! #outrun
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QED #outrun
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Anyway, so this Occam guy must not like Rube-Goldberg machines eh? I don't like him. #outrun
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And, I believe you meant to say "QED, bitches." It's ok, I take your meaning.
Edit: @Geisrud, you punk. Beat me to it by a hair.
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Perhaps another appropriate term I could coin would be "disconvergence" where two ostensibly useful devices are rendered less than ideally operable (or unsafe) by virtue of being unified into an unstable and incoherent whole. #outrun
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Inventors of this thing, you probably should have called Dean Kamen to see if he thought this sort of thing would turn out as useless as it looks like it has. Good effort, but back to the ol' drawing boards you brainiacs! #hovercrafts
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Oh wait, it can't go on water? Why in the world would they make a hovercraft that can't go on water? That's at least half the point of a hovercraft! Come on! #hovercrafts
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Wow, 90% off what I thought it was before. We'd be crazy not to get this! #hovercrafts
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No deal.
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