Motorola Pager (with Belt Clip!)

Decades ago there was no anxiety about a mountain of unread text messages on a smartphone. Before even cellphones were a common and affordable option, the only way to really reach someone while they were away from a landline was a pager: a device that did nothing but beep and vibrate when someone wanted to talk to you. Most were so basic you had no idea why someone was reaching out, which made it all the easier to completely ignore them. That’s all but impossible on a smartphone unless it’s turned off, so for $20 this is basically gifting someone peace of mind. Also, who’s going to turn down a gift that can be clipped to a belt? Only monsters, that’s who.