ASMR, but It’s With Your Good Pal Funky Kong
It doesn’t matter if you know who Funky Kong is (but in case you were wondering, he’s a close ally to the Donky Kong Krew). What is important is that he understands things are tough for you right now, and he just wants to make sure you get home okay. The video’s description says it best:
You and Funky are very close friends so he doesn’t mind giving you a lift from the airport after a relaxing vacation. He can be kind of a maniac on the road, but he’ll get you home eventually. 🙂
Wow, I’m feeling safer already.
Triggers: the soft crunching of snack food punctuated by gentle, rhythmic gorilla noises.
