ASMR, but You’re Having a Midlife Crisis
Okay, I’ll be the first to tell you: this 44-minute-long video has nothing to do with overthrowing the government or with anything government-adjacent (though other ASMRtists have tackled these topics in the past). Instead, this is nearly an hour of whispery content from a grown man who really, really wants you to know his feelings about the budget options from Dairy Queen. About halfway through, he gets… well, a bit self conscious about his YouTube career. Things deteriorate from there.
Triggers: the crinkling of a paper bag around a $3 Dairy Queen barbecue sandwich and the sound of a plague doctor awkwardly adjusting their headphones.
