ASMR, but Your Pal Lost His Custody Battle
I genuinely don’t know if this one’s a joke. The fact that it goes on for roughly an hour—and the fact that this dude kind of looks like he’s been crying for a while—makes me think he might have actually lost his kids to his ex. You’ll either feel really bad for him, mildly tingly, or strangely voyeuristic while watching this. You might feel all three at once.
Triggers: the soft glug-glug of drinking Miller High Life straight from the bottle while wondering life ended up this way, punctuated by constant, angry sniffling.
