“C Is for Cannibal” (season 2, episode 13)

David finally becomes a priest! Leland worms his way into a gig at the Catholic Church as a psychological assessor, to Kristen’s outraged annoyance! Dr. Boggs, understandably freaking out after witnessing a demon, decides to take a vacation! Sister Andrea cracks the sigil map: “This is a map of 60 demonic houses, all house of Satan, going back 60 decades! They’re like family crests and each house needs to assure its line of succession! Before the master of one house dies, he must guarantee his successor … he needs to be eaten!” Cut to: Sheryl, now officially part of the demonic elite, helping Leland induct a new member by feeding him human flesh! Kristen has an emotional breakdown and confesses to David that she murdered LeRoux! But the most important thing that happens is David and Kristen finally lock lips. She’s married, he’s a priest… what a cliffhanger, season two!