4. BluBlockers
“(*rapping*)
My name is Geek,
I put them on as a shocker.
Man,
I love these BluBlockers.
Everything is clear,
they block out the sun,
oh yeah,
I gotta get me some.”
The BluBlockers were ahead of their time. Blue-light-blocking glasses are all the rage these days, but in the ‘90s, the technology was seemingly novel and worthy of a kitschy infomercial. In that way, they were ahead of their time. Whether or not BluBlockers actually did their job is up for debate, but they’re actually pretty fashionable.
