Wha? This story is important just for its headline: State bans cell phone driving teens. So are the teens driving the cell phones? I just don't know.
Essentially, Colorado has outlawed teens from driving while under the influence of 50 Cent's Candy Shop ringtone. Unfortunately, I doubt a heavy duty ruling on the books is going to deter Shayla from calling Dylan and asking him if he's going to meet Danielle at Arby's or if he's going straight to the movies with Hannah and Matt and then if he's going to the Donut Hole after the movies or if he's still grounded for getting a C in Biology. Plus, if you outlaw talking wait until you see the 6 car pile-ups caused by teens SMSing while at the wheel.