Cure-Alpha AlSonic MP3 Player/Cure-All

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Just watched Kung-Fu Hustle last night so maybe I'm a sucker for weird semi-Eastern cure-all MP3 players that produce magical Alpha waves that will cure you of gout, palsy, the croup, Zanzibar hot-heels, quinine poisoning, and dandruff.

This 128MB flash player plays your favorite tunes—or tune, considering the size—and zaps you with powerful waves of energy that are beneficial to humans. Don't believe me? I don't believe me either. But it's nice to dream.

The caring MP3 player [AkihabaraNews]