Let’s see—they’re both skinny, white, and bafflingly popular. Therefore, it is imperative that you dress your Shuffle in a material reminiscent of some dress that Paris once wore—or, more correctly, took off and which was later found twisted into a sweaty lump underneath the seat of a Maybach.
These Shuffle condoms cost $20 and allow you to wrap your Shuffle in multiple colors and patterns.
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