You, in back. Stop snickering. I hear you. Ok. Now sit still. The El-Vis Screw Stool is a stool that has a screw-off top revealing a deep, dark hole into which you can place items like pencils, cucumbers, or light switches. The unfortunate naming decision by the El-Vis people will obviously prevent folks from Red States from picking this one up simply because of the filthy implication that the real Elvis would condone such a patently egregious misuse of his name and likeness.
They’re sold by Target, who should know better.
El-Vis Screw Stool [OhGizmo]
