Slip a little toner into their vodka and Russians start wigging out, as evidenced by these new-primitive art projects/crazy wooden cell phones by Andrei Kozlov. My college Russian is pretty rusty, but Babelfish did a nice translation.
"LABOR" It is designed for the working plants and the factories, it can work as control panel of cathead.
We are still trying to figure out what this cathead thing is. Stay tuned. [According to our man in the tundra, Alex, a cathead is just a big work crane. - Ed.]