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Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine

Photo: Ebay
Photo: Ebay

You find this toy at a garage sale. You’re sure it’s battery powered. You put in ice and look for a button. You have to crank it. They box didn’t include any flavors.

Your parents are having a party downstairs. There are bottles in the kitchen.

Your pour cherry juice on it and don’t realize its liqueur. The hard spike of alcohol hits and you abandon the Sno-Cone machine and drink another shot of the liquor. They don’t notice you or the spreading pool of ice water on your bedroom floor.