This week at Uncrate: We kick it Top Gun-style with the Helmet Bag, kick back with a drink in the Riedel O Stemless Martini Glass, and kick around how much to cheat on our taxes with the Wooden Calculator. We also dream of our own convenience mart with the Mr. Frank Hot Dog Broiler, dream of cruising around in the BMW M3 Concept, and dream of our days of hoops domination in the Nike Dunk Classic. Finally, we keep tabs on the time in Tokyo with the MoMA World Travel Clock, remember how to have fun with The Hedonism Handbook, and irritate our in-laws with the paparazzi stylings of the Nikon D40x.