This week at Uncrate: We give up on finding a Toyota FJ Cruiser to test drive, review new albums by Radiohead’s Thom Yorke and Zero 7, and check out a $4500 luxury backgammon set. Plus, we rid our yard of those evil garden gnomes with a well-trained pair of Gnome-Be-Gones, get ready for the DVD release of V For Vendetta, and crank it up to 11 with the Spinal Tap-worthy Paul Frank Volume Knob Tee. Finally, our king crotch sniffer gets himself an ultra-modern Contour Dog Bed, we get a little indoor/outdoor action with DWR’s Aero Lounge Chair, and begin construction on our next architectural masterpiece with the help of The Unofficial Lego Builder’s Guide.