This week at Uncrate: We get our butts off the island with the Breitling Emergency Watch, record our escape with the JVC Everio GZ-HD7, and pick up an Aloha Tiki Aquarium as a souvenir. We do injury-free stunts with the Evel Knievel Super Stunt Set, hang our suits on some Dart Coat Hooks, and display our plastic soldier collections in a Vintage Architectural Coffee Table. Finally, we ready for some travel with Wallpaper City Guides, prepare for our high school reunions with The Douche Card, and tear up the slopes on the Hammerhead Snow Sled.