Buy This Shirt, and You, Too, Can Look Like the Guy From the Pringles Can
This isn’t exactly trashy, but just look at the model Parler chose to promote their merchandise in one of their emails. The email doesn’t say whether you’re supposed to grow this mustache before or after you buy shirt, but either way, this is clearly the look you should be going for if you want to let everyone know you’re a free speech warrior.
