You can be the first randy fellow on your block to wear this cool Space Ninja Mask. Just remember to wear pants while wearing the Space Ninja Mask or the ladies might call the cops on your dirty parts.
Target will be selling this cool ninja mask with eye coverings and a mask so you can jump out of bushes and get all Kung-Fu Hustle on your dog. Made out of fiberglass, a copy of this mask was once used in a famous movie called The Revenge of the Shit and can now be yours.
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