7) Malala Windsor, Spider-UK

Malala is only in Across for a brief moment, but a couple things make her stand out: first, her costume is just goddamn cool, an awesome fusion of Billy Braddock, Spider-UK, and Faiza Hussain, the former Captain Britain in the comics now known as Excalibur. But a cool costume in an entire multiversal nexus of cool costumes doesn’t count for all that much. What counts is that Malala is such a Spidey that it’s she who kicks off a chain reaction of Spot-puns in the Spider-Society lobby with her own terrible gag. If you’re such a funny Spider-person that in a whole society of them you’re the one who can kick off the joke chain? That’s power. And great responsibility, I guess.