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Star Wars III is Now Available in Handy Torrent Format

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We do not wish to condone piracy or the associated mental and physical perversions associated with the pirate lifestyle—I'm absolutely sure that the babylon of Massachusetts will soon allow pirate marriage, which would be a blow to our Republic—but Star Wars III is apparently available on the Internets.

What does this mean? It means that .000234% of George Lucas' total revenue will be drained and millions of pasty kids who don't want to stand in line on Friday will watch the movie tonight and then go pay to see it fifteen times in the next six months. It also means that DRM is all sound and fury, signifying nothing. This outrage cannot stand.

Star Wars III online, all studio countermeasures futile, Lucas still rich [BoingBoing]