Jar Jar Binks Monster Mouth Candy Tongue
Look. I knew it would be here. You knew it would be here. The most questionable act of Star Wars merchandising since the C-3PO tape dispenser, the candy tongue Jar Jar is forever burned into our minds. It’s just an absolutely remarkable series of decisions, wrapped into a singular product. Why did the dispenser have to be Jar Jar shaped? Why must the candy tongue be so… tongue-like? Why must we gaze longingly into the eyes of a Gungan to approach this candied tongue at the most lickable angle? A powerful legacy for a lollipop to have.
