Creepy Chicken Colonel

You may have noticed there are no other Best or at Least the Most Reasonable men’s costumes on this list, and Evil Colonel Sanders certainly isn’t either. However, in looking for reasonable men’s costumes, I have realized a terrible truth—there are only two types of costumes for men, and that’s 1) vaguely-themed stripper outfits and 2) costumes. Just… all the other men’s costumes available. So enjoy this quality Evil Colonel Sanders, one of the scariest people to walk this Earth while also creating excellent fried chicken. (Yandy, $68)
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