Thousand Year Old Vampire
In solo roleplaying game Thousand Year Old Vampire, “you chronicle the many centuries of a vampire’s existence, beginning with the loss of mortality and ending with inevitable destruction. Prompt-driven play and simple resource tracking provide easy rules for exploring your character’s human failings, villainous acts, and surprising victories. Expect gut-churning decisions and irreconcilable acts.”
(Honestly, I know this one isn’t really intended to be comedy—but there is an element of satire, and no vampire TTRPG list is complete without this gorgeous game.)
