Sexy Hairdresser Vampire

“You’re a sexy hairdresser who’s also a vampire. You work in a salon with your sexy hairdresser friends who are also vampires. Your clients know the deal, as does your boss—they overlook the screaming ancient abyss in your eyes because you are so good at cutting hair, and also you are very sexy.
“You got a letter in the mail, written in vampire code. It’s a warning. “We are coming for you.” Uh oh—time to defend the salon from a great evil! It’s annoying that this happens every Wednesday, but otherwise this job is pretty great.”