Boy, we’ll never listen to the WSJ again. This is up there with the Bush memos. Intel CEO Paul Otellini says that Apple probably told people that it was thinking about Intel to piss off IBM because IBM was tinkering with its stupid Trans Am and not paying enough attention to it, thank you very much. After all, Apple didn’t get married so it could see IBMs hairy back every night and not talk about anything or even go out. And they say fantasies are normal in, like, healthy relationships and it’s OK to stray in your head, just not in real life. But would it kill IBM to put the toilet seat down once and maybe bring home some flowers?
