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QAnon’s army has built its pillar of shit all the way to heaven, and now there’s a QAnon church. They call themselves Omega Kingdom Ministries and encourage followers to form local non-501c3 factions called “ekklesia.” They have ordained ministers who preach the prophecy of Q from on high (YouTube).

According to the Daily Dot, which mercifully attended three two-hour services so we don’t have to, sermons focus on “hardcore spiritual warfare, using QAnon as the map to the enemy’s location and [“pastors”] Wagner and Bushey as the officers briefing the troops.”

“When put together, it gives the distinct feeling that you’re being given a pep talk for an all-digital crusade that will eventually involve you putting an infidel to the meme sword,” the Daily Dot writes.

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