I admit it. I like to squeeze my zits. I like to get in there with a bottle of peroxide and just drink and squeeze all weekend. I may look like that fat floaty guy in Dune but those are just appearances.
However, there is hope for me. The Zeno Zit Zapper not only reduces visible pimples but it even turns you into a beautiful woman with a coquettishly upturned nose and flawless skin. Using “medical heat” treatment, the device stops zits in their tracks and promise that you won’t look like a foul pig at Prom. Although Molly Cleasy will probably look like a foul pig no matter what she uses. I saw her totally on your guy after the soccer game at Frisch’s Big Boy and we were all like “What?”
Zeno ‘Zit Zapper’ [MedGadget]
