Star Wars USB Keys

Am I the only one extremely disappointed by the fact that these upcoming Lucas-approved USB keys don't offer a Han model? On the other hand, maybe that explains why Artoo was such a puss in the original trilogy—the carbonite freeze shorted out his rocket boosters and oil slicks. And Threepio is simulated-living proof that no matter what intelligent robot designers say, you can't freeze gay out of a robot.

May the USB Memory be with you my Young apprentice [AkihabaraNews]