Ebay Deal of the Day: Picture of Someone's Chewed Up Licorice

I was kind of torn about posting this, but what are you going to do. This is an image of someone's "CHEWED UP & SPIT OUT RED VINES." Now, first off, that stuff in there is green, which is pretty weird. Second off, they posted "NON NUDE" in the headline, which makes me wonder where they're selling the nude version. Apparently this was taken by a Hooter's Girl, as well, which is another piece to a messed up puzzle.

NON NUDE 4x6 PICS OF MY CHEWED UP & SPIT OUT RED VINES [eBay]