ThudGuard Baby Helmet

I love babies and their moist, delicious heads, but this is a bit too much. Little sparky should learn not to fall the hard way. I assure you that for every baby that is in any way damaged during the "learning how to walk" process there are about 5 billion children who bounce off of sharp objects with reckless abandon. Save your money, scared parents, and buy a box of white wine and just chill as junior slaloms down the basement stairs.

ThudGuard Baby Helmets [StrangeNewProducts]