At 10:15AM today, JBiggs Inc. unveiled Kasper, the first in its much-anticipated line of baby-making products. This boy comes with the works: Bluetooth connectivity to mom's milk output, WiFi hunger alerts, a 10.1 surround sound audio system, automatic pooping capabilities and, gee, he sure is cute. This one is on the heavy side (9.5 lbs!), I hear these models sometimes have trouble going into sleep mode, a few users have mentioned rashes that develop on the outer shell, and they sure are expensive (final pricing has yet to be announced). But I can say from experience that there is no gizmo in the world that is more fun to play with.
Welcome to the world, Kasper. Congratulations John and Asia.