Joel Johnson—I've rejoined the Gizmodo team this week as we cover CES in our easily-imitable style. Here's a picture to give you a bit of what to expect from this year's CES: More shit you don't need branded in a way that is insulting to both youth and adults alike.

The first snazzy MVNO? Graffiti Wireless, who I know nothing about because, you know, I just took this picture, but who is currently in the front running as the most obnoxious exploitation of counter-culture so far. This is just hour one, though. I'm positive someone will take the crown from Graffiti before the day is done.

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