Dear World: Laser Pen is Kind of Real, Don't Send it to Us

Every so often we get an email containing some exciting hyperbole about some kind of laser keyboard computer pen with a smiling Asian man winking at us mysteriously. This product does exist in a very nascent form and does not work. It is a promising technology, not ready for prime time, and I foresee foldable LCDs and epaper taking over for this technology. Please refrain from sending these along or Intern Travis will be sent to noogie you.