US Defense Department Finds New Way to Quickly and Quietly Kill People

The United States Department of Defense is working on Stiletto, a ship using what it calls M Hull technology, composed of M-shaped arches that let ships travel at a blistering 50 knots without making waves. There's an element of stealth at work here, too, where now ships can sneak up on each other, terminating each other s command with extreme prejudice. With this remarkable innovation, finally the Navy can put these killing machines to work, quickly and quietly snuffing out all those who hate freedom. Perhaps they should paint the arched hulls a golden hue, and then subsidize the technology s enormous development costs with an exclusive sponsorship from McDonald's.

Stiletto Experimental ship with carbon fiber M-hull design tops 50 knots (60mph) [gizmag]