For $500, the GhostFace Killah Doll comes with a real 14k gold chain, a gold chalice with Swarovski crystals, a special mixtape, original recordings of GFK’s catchphrases, and a 1 in 500 chance to hang out with the Killah himself in person.
Perhaps most importantly, you will earn the right to say “Holy shit, I can’t believe I spent FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS on a damn DOLL!” right before smashing your head repeatedly against a wall.
