April Fool's Comment Dump

In an effort to stem the already rising tide of emails and IMs involving April Fool's pranks, we hereby ordain that this post shall be the April Fool's comment dump where you, dear readers, will post anything and everything re: April Fool's you find. Don't have a comments invite? Email tips@gizmodo.com with "COMMENT ME, FOOL" and we'll see you're sorted out post-haste. Please allow 2 to 3 days for comment delivery.