Leave it to Sharper Image to help the lazy get lazier. This is the floating pool thermometer with remote display that allows you to check the temperature anywhere in a 433Mhz wireless range. So if you happen to be lounging around in your Swedish leather Laz-y-boy and can't decide if you should take a break from doing nothing to take a dip, now you just have to glance at the wall and check the temperature of the water. This is available for $70. Sigh—I need a new career where I can afford and take advantage of gadgets like this.